I LOVE spam!

Wait pause- I'm not talking about the food. I'm talking about the random e-mails that show up in your e-mail. They're always soooo entertaining! Allow me to share this message from today:




Hello. Iam going to inform you of something that you really need to hear. I
am not going to beat around the bush, I will just get straight to the point.
Less than 26% of women can achieve climax from engaging in intercourse
alone.This means that most women are left unsatisfied.


You may think that you rock her bedroom world but truth is told, you don't!


Don't worry though, we have something that can help
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Lee




merely to pay benefits, but to care
the widow or widower for several
after bereavement, providing nurses, psychological counseling


They're fuckin' hilarious- they think I'm straight! AND they provide psychological counseling! How can people not get excited about spam!?

(yes, I've ODed on leftover Halloween candy)